10 things you should never say on first dates (or second, third, fourth) to girls with short hair. Ever.

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  1. Have you ever had long hair? No.
  2. I prefer girls with long hair. So go find a girl with long hair.
  3. Are you going to grow your hair out? For you? No. Not a chance.
  4. You’re really pretty but you’d be a knockout with long hair. You’d be really hot with [insert any number of things, really].
  5. What made you decide to cut your hair so short? Why does it matter?
  6. I’d love to see what you look like with long hair. Not happening. 
  7. What’s the longest your hair has ever been? Right now? This long.
  8. Did you have long hair when you were a little girl? Not even going there.
  9. I’ve never dated anyone with short hair. Well, let’s definitely not change that.
  10. Do you ever wear wigs? Go away.
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